A clever, off-kilter tea for readers who delight in absurdity, dark humor, and the delicate chaos of being human.
 
Inspired by Cat’s Cradle—Kurt Vonnegut’s iconic tale of invention, destruction, and the cosmic joke of it all—this blend is made for those who like their stories sharp, satirical, and threaded with existential dread.
 
Cat’s Cradle is a smooth black tea laced with warm almond sweetness:
• Familiar and comforting at first, like an innocent string game with a sinister twist.
• Nutty and nuanced, echoing the quirks of Hoenikker’s eccentric legacy.
• Finishing with a lingering richness—an edible reminder that even the gentlest creations can hold catastrophic power.
 
Perfect for readers who love:
✨ cult classics with wit as dry as the end of the world
✨ philosophical chaos wrapped in dark comedy
✨ stories that question truth, science, faith, and fate
 
Brew a cup, unravel the string, and sip something worthy of Vonnegut’s beautiful, absurd apocalypse.